Wednesday, November 22, 2006 - Posts

Great, *now* Juan Uribe hits something

Dominican Republic newspaper El Nacional is reporting that Juan Uribe is wanted in connection with a shooting of an Italian naval officer and another man Friday night.  The motive?  They were passing by (not standing by, as the translation says) Uribe's SUV.

At least that's what Babelfish's translation is telling me.  Babelfish also tells me that Uribe is a member of the Average White and had 71 races pushed in this year, so hopefully this is all a mistake.  However, this wouldn't be the first time this sort of thing has happened.

Further bulletins as events warrant.  Thanks to SoxTalk.

Update: 11/22/06:  Judges have given Antonio Gonzalez Perez 10 days to present evidence that Uribe was responsible for the shooting, because the DA can't find anything on which to base charges against the Sox shortstop.  If Perez doesn't meet the deadline, prosecutors will drop the case.

Juan sounds confident:

Uribe reported Tuesday to the clubhouse of his Dominican winter league team, the Escogido Lions, saying he was pleased with the decision.

"I feel very happy because finally this is coming to an end. I am already relaxed and so I am here ready to get started."
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Update: 10/25/06:  Finally, some more news.  Mark Gonzalez of the Tribune reports that a ballistics test that could clear Uribe is currently under way.

Uribe seemed glad to hand his gun over to authorities, and has maintained that the shots wouldn't match up.  We'll see.

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Update:  10/18/06:
  Yup, extortion is what Uribe is claiming.  Some quotes:

"I'm completely innocent.  They're trying to extort me because they know I play in the Major Leagues. They sent word to me that if I give them 1,000,000 pesos [about 33,000 U.S. dollars], all of this will go away."

And in response to Perez's lawyer suggesting Perez try to implicate Uribe for money:

"Not only that, but during questioning on Tuesday, the Italian admitted that I wasn't there when the shots were fired. The authorities have my gun for ballistics tests that will prove I didn't do it."

Related to this unsettled issue is another one -- his alibi.  District attorney Robert Lugo said Uribe and his lawyers said he was 40 miles away from the scene of the crime, but Uribe said that he was in his house just outside the scene.  Before the shooting occured, he left his house to tell Perez to stop banging on a public telephone close to his car.  I'm not sure why the DA would lie outright, but it's possible.

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Update 10/17/06:  Uribe appeared in court, so at least if there was a sort of standoff between Uribe and the police, it's over.  He's still a suspect, and he shoved a cameraman, which probably isn't the smartest move.  Doesn't sound like he did any damage along the lines of Kenny Rogers and Dennis Rodman -- even though the latter incident was faked heavily by the "victim."  Uribe maintains he wasn't anywhere near the scene, but the farmer who was shot, Antonio Gonzalez Perez, insists it was a Uribe who got mad for no reason.

Kenny Williams is saying all the right things, especially in regards to the farmer's direct accusations: 

"One thing that I have learned over the years is to be very careful to jump to assumptions of one person pointing guilt at another person.  It's particularly true when that particular person being pointed at is the richest man in the room. That's why I've heard [White Sox manager] Ozzie [Guillen] advise a lot of the guys down in that part of the world, in the Latin American countries, to be very careful about their associates and the security when they travel."

Perez already has a civil suit lined up, which may or may not help prove his point.

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Update 10/17/06:  The police disagree with "Uribe's" assessment and issue a warrant for his arrest, saying that he's never talked to the police.  I'm not sure how Uribe's agent can spin this in his client's favor now, because I don't see why the Dominican police would single out Uribe.

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Update 10/16/06:  Mark Gonzalez of the Chicago Tribune reports that Uribe's agent informs everybody that Uribe says "everything is fine and not to worry," which is slightly comforting.  Still, we're dealing with sketchy law enforcement and an even sketchier media.  Say what you will about the American press, but at least you know what you're reading.

A/V club

I was trying to figure out why I was getting a bunch of hits from Google searches for "Joe Cowley" and "Joe Cowley sun times."  It turns out the Sun-Times' Sox beat reporter was being grilled by Mike & the Mad Dog for listing Jeter sixth on his MVP ballot. 

At first I felt bad for Cowley, because he wasn't making a whole lot of sense in that audio clip.  I thought his logic sounded fuzzy because he was being interrupted every two seconds by screaming jackasses with abrasive accents (and there's a simulcast in Albany!).  It's hard to form a coherent thought when you're asked a question, and then three words into your answer you're asked a different question.

Then I got a look at his ballot...
1. Morneau
2. Dye
3. Santana
4. Thomas
5. Ortiz
6. Jeter
7. Guerrero
8. Alex Rodriguez
9. Hafner
10. Pierzynski
I don't understand all the love for Justin Morneau, because Paul Konerko had a nearly identical season, but since it seems everybody had him up high for some reason, it's not one of my particular grievances. 

Here's what grinds my gears -- a vote for A.J. Pierzynski in place of Joe Mauer.  Now you all know I loves me some Pierzynski, but a vote for A.J. in place of Joe Mauer is for all intents and purposes an abuse of the voting system.  Mauer won the batting title, played sterling defense at the game's most demanding position and helped his team get into the playoffs, and he doesn't get a single vote over A.J. and A-Rod?

Plain and simple, Cowley cocked it up.

I could see the award going to three guys -- Mauer, Derek Jeter and David Ortiz, if the voters weren't concerned about defense, as his power numbers were incredible. Morneau maybe was in the top 10, but if he's getting lauded for helping the Minnesota Twins make the playoffs, he should pay the praise forward to Mauer.  Morneau stumbled out of the gate, and considering Mauer had to carry Morneau on top of Juan Castro and Tony Batista's dead weight, Mauer basically kept the Twins from getting buried all by himself in the earlygoing.  He dropped off a little as the season went on, but he still finished with the league's highest batting average and a higher OPS than Morneau.

Add in that he caught one of the league's toughest pitching staffs ace to closer, and I don't see how Mauer isn't at least Top 4.  He would've been my MVP, but he didn't even get a single second-place vote.  Here's my hypothetical ballot:
  1. Mauer
  2. Jeter
  3. Santana
  4. Dye
  5. Ortiz
  6. Carlos Guillen
  7. Sizemore
  8. Thomas
  9. Hafner
  10. Morneau? 
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The History of Pop Music in Four Chords --  If chord progression factored in to the 2005 Sox's pick for their theme song, I think they sold themselves a little short.  This is a pretty cool video.

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